Tersangka Cacing

p1: Duh kenapa ya?
p2: Kenapa apa? Emang saya ngomong apaan?

p1: Kenapa saya ngantuk jam segini. Padahal kan masih pagi cui.
p2: Itu dia, sama. Mungkin kita harus sama2 minum obat cacing…

QoD

O my father! Serve not the devil. Lo! the devil is a rebel unto the Beneficent.

(QS. 19:44)

Hollow Years

He’s just the kind of man
You hear about
Who leaves his family for an easy out
They never saw the signs
He never said a word
He couldn’t take another day

Carry me to the shore line
Bury me in the sand
Walk me across the water
And maybe you’ll understand

Once the stone
You’re crawling under
Is lifted off your shoulders
Once the cloud that’s raining
Over your head disappears
The noise that you’ll hear
Is the crashing down of hollow years

She’s not the kind of girl
You hear about
She’ll never want another
She’ll never be without
She’ll give you all the signs
She’ll tell you everything
Then turn around and walk away

Carry me to the shoreline
Bury me in the sand
(Into the waves)
Walk me across the water
And maybe you’ll understand

Once the stone
You’re crawling under
(Once the stone)
Is lifted off your shoulders
Once the cloud that’s raining
Over your head disappears
The noise that you’ll hear
Is the crashing down of hollow years

Carry me to the shoreline
Bury me in the sand
(Into the waves)
Walk me across the water
And maybe you’ll understand

Once the stone
You’re crawling under
Is lifted off your shoulders
Once the cloud that’s raining
Over your head disappears
The noise that you’ll hear
Is the crashing down of hollow years

Once the stone
You’re crawling under
Once the stone
You’re crawling under
(The sound you’ll hear,)
Once the stone
(the crashing)
You’re crawling under
(down of hollow years)
Once the stone
You’re crawling under
Once the stone
You’re crawling under
Once the stone
You’re crawling under
(The sound you’ll hear, the crashing down of hollow years)

Dua Pesan

Lama tidak ikut rapat lab, ndilalah Rabu kemarin saya ikutan. Sebagai pembuka, si bos ngasih wejangan:

1. Berkaitan dengan masalah terorisme, mbok sampean sedikit aware sama lingkungan sekitar kita sampean. Kalau ada orang-orang yang mencurigakan langsung saja laporkan. Kan ndak enak ya. Pas sampean enak-enaknya ngeteh sambil blog-walking, tiba-tiba ada ledakan di tetangga sebelah gara-gara tetangga sampean itu salah bikin ‘racikan’ dan njeblug sekonyong-konyong. Iya toh?
2. Jaga kondisi tubuh, kesehatan kita. Sekarang sedang musim kemarau. Musimnya penyakit beterbangan, terutama flu. Keluarga si bos habis diserang flu. Entahlah flu apa itu yang jelas dokter yang memeriksanya tidak bisa mengenali flu ini. Mangkanya kita siap siaga. Kan nggak enak ya kalau kita tiba-tiba meriang trus harus ‘bed rest’, trus tidak bisa wisata kuliner, trus tidak bisa nge-brute, dsb. Yaa, minimal perhatikan asupan gizi kita apakah sudah mencukupi.

Siap-siap

Sebentar lagi Ramadhan tiba. Semoga umur kita disampaikan bulan mulia ini. Yang masih punya utang puasa, monggo segera dibayar (mengingatkan diri sendiri aslinya). Yang belum beli tiket mudik? Masih lama mudiknya, rada aman. :p